Can't Feel the Hate

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is becoming cranky. Not cranky in the sense that Gordon is cranky. But cranky none the less.

What is up with The Hatemonger's Quarterly today. It is Monday. Where is the newest update of the humble weblog by the Crack Young Staff? (Who are, by the way, 47% female. That same 47% dislikes being called "you guys.")

What is up? Did they decide to take Martin Luther King, Jr. Day off? Great Jeezey Chreezey. What is this internet thingie coming to? (Or more accurately - To what is this internet thingie coming?)

Carry on.