January 28, 2005

Arnie Remarries.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that 75 years young Arnie Palmer has remarried in Hawaii. He says he feels "like a 25-year-old."

Your Maximum Leader attributes the feeling to Viagra or Cialis or something. And he hopes that Arnie's new wife (who's age goes unmentioned in the linked article) is about 25 years old.

If your Maximum Leader should outlive Mrs Villain (which he thinks is unlikely) he would want to try and marry some lass 1/3rd his age. Of course he would do this out of a death-wish. Hoping to "work" himself to death.

Congrats Arnie. You are still your Maximum Leader's favourite golfer.

Carry on.

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