Never Would Have Seen This Coming.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader asks you if you happen to remember that whole "romance" between the Marine and the Bahraini princess? The one made into a TV movie (which your Maximum Leader somehow missed...). It seems the dashing couple are now divorced.

How could we have seen this coming? Really now. Bahraini princess meets clean cut Mormon Marine. They fall in love. Exchange messages through mall employees. She flees with him to the US wearing a Yankees cap and bearing some false documents. They marry. She seeks assylum. They move to Vegas. She parties on "the Strip" like its 1999... He parks cars... Well, you know how that story has to end.

Your Maximum Leader now asks... Should the US deport the Princess back to Bahrain? Your Maximum Leader would posit that she used the young, innocent, Mormon Marine to further her claim for assylum in the US. She should be sent back now. Your Maximum Leader would love to see how warmly she would be greeted by her family and countrymen. Heh.

Carry on.