NBA, Floor Seats, & Ludwig

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was out late last night. And frankly he'll be out late tonight and tomorrow night too. So, there may not be as much time to blog (and to research Christianity) as he'd hoped.

Last night you might have seen your Maximum Leader on TV if you were watching the Wizards v. Miami basketball game. Your Maximum Leader was mistaken about one thing though. He was not 4 rows behind the Miami bench. He was four rows from the court directly across from the Miami bench.

Let your Maximum Leader say that he isn't much of an NBA fan. But one could certainly get used to seeing the games from those seats. Your Maximum Leader could hear the players talking to each other. He could see the eyes of the players and see what they were seeing. It was incredible. And allow your Maximum Leader to say this as well, Shaq is big. Really really big.

Another benefit of the good seats is that one was up close and personal when the "Wizards Dance Team" performed. Upon seeing the "Wizards Dance Team" two words jumped into your Maximum Leader's brain. Skank. Ho. Your Maximum Leader was close enough to the dancers, and their "costumes" were tight enough that he was pretty sure he could see the scars from boob-jobs. (As well as the thong lines in spandex.)

Well... That seems to be a little graphic for first thing in the morning...

So in other news...

Ludwig Von Beethoven was born this day, December 16, in 1770. Happy Birthday Ludwig. You're among your Maximum Leader's favourites. He may even play a symphony or two today to celebrate.

Carry on.