First Blog.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader presents the wee Villain's first blog entry ever. Here it comes:

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This blog was written by the Maximum Leader's son, aged 5 months. He touched some keys and declared himself done.

And with that one line of gibberish, he wrote more during over the past week than did the Minister of Agriculture, The Foreign Minister, and Minister of Propaganda combined.

Many thanks to the Poet Laureate for the graphic repost. But it only counts a half a post in the grand scheme...

Carry on.