What do you do with a 30 year old cat?

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader thought he would post this if only to hear the wails and cries from the Big Hominid.

From nameless cat to global icon, Japan's Hello Kitty turns 30.

Shhh! What's that sound? Why, it's the sound of Hominid testicles shrinking...

Carry on.