Thank you (again) John Kerry.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that the AP is reporting numbers in a poll that show that Voters Relieved by Decisive Election.

Your Maximum Leader agrees that all voters should feel relieved by an election that is over. And there is one person to thank for this outcome. That person is Senator John F. Kerry of Massachusetts. Senator Kerry showed himself to be a better man than candidate by conceeding the election when the outcome seemed clear to him. Senator Kerry got a tip of your Maximum Leader's bejeweled floppy hat last week for this. And he gets another this week.

The person of whom we should all be cautious is Senator John Edwards of North Carolina. He was true to his nature as a trial lawyer when he wanted to fight down to the last dollar and last breath of the last lawyer in Ohio. Yet another reason why your Maximum Leader was glad he didn't head the ticket.

Your Maximum Leader just can't stand John Edwards...

Carry on.