Is this a can of worms we have opened?
First... ok no left wing leaning what so ever. I would imagine that since I am on the right I perceive the left bias more readily much as those on the left precieve the right wing bias more quickly.
Maybe it’s a wash. But what got me thinking about it AGAIN was a visit to CNNs political page and in all the big print was the amount of money donated to the bush campaign from Wall Street as compared to the Kerry campaign. I don't have the numbers but it was something like a 3 to 1 ratio. The way it was presented made the reader feel that Bush was in the pocket of big business. I stared at the numbers for a while, and then followed the link to the "independent" organization listing these figures.
Their site was pretty interesting, in the sense that you could plug "any" special interest group category into it to see how they were donating. On a whim, well not really, I put in Law Firms.
Low and behold there were the numbers. WOW. The lawyers REALLY like the Kerry Campaign and as a matter of fact, like ALL Democrat campaigns because they give way more money than wall street and at a Dem to Rep ratio of like 4.5 -1. Now I thought that this was much more newsworthy than Wall Street contributions but apparently not to CNN. Maybe I am reading the numbers wrong who knows but Lawyer are the biggest campaign contributors to the Democratic party. We get oil they get law firms.
So I guess we won't be getting alternative fuels or Medical reform any time soon.
The worms.
I think that the left has opened a can of worms that might come back to haunt them (if it hasn’t already.
They were loving the whole 527 thing. MoveondotOrg AND the Mike Moore "documentary" anti-republican machine to boot!
Wow, Hollywood types with money, time and eager fans to peddle their influence to!
If the Republicans are anything its quick learners. You want 527 groups? You got em! Enter the Swifties!
The Democrats have already proven that these groups and what they say can be contrived and not match the facts. So I really can't believe they should get so upset about the Swifties.
I can’t wait for the next step. A conservative-republican filmmaker starts to make Documentaries! Kerry has already given us enough good material.
FADE IN
1968 CAMBODIA:
EXT RIVER SOUTH EAST ASIA DUSK
Thick heavy vegetation fills the banks. Water moving slowly while swift boat bristling with machine guns flows with current. The air is heavy with moisture and bugs. Three men are on the boat deck in typical navy attire, drenched in sweat. Their Captain, a tall menacing fellow (with great hair) strokes the metal casing of the 50 caliber machine gun while the other two sailors listen and grimace.
KERRY
I told you two high school dropouts already. The only good gook is a Fuckin' dead gook! You don’t have to go to college to learn that shit!
Kerry rolls joint and lights it, His face briefly lit against the falling night.
SWIFTIE SYCOPHANT #1
You mean we can just kill em' for no reason?
SWIFTIE SYCOPHANT #2
(cutting in)
You heard the man, he don't care how or why just drop em!
KERRY
That's right boys, no bodys watching out for us here, this is our God Damned river. If I says kill the fucking gooks, I want you to kill the fucking gooks.
At that moment, Kerry smacks a mousquito that has landed on his forarm leaving a bloody smear and bug parts
Now you see that boys? You know what that is?
SWIFTIE SYCOPHANT #1
A gook?
SWIFTIE SYCOPHANT #2
Heinz Ketchup?
KERRY
No you fucking idiots, it my purple heart #3! One more and I am out of this Shit whole.
SWIFTIE SYCOPHANT #1
I thought Purple Hearts had to be combat related?
At that moment, a Vietnamese woman who is breastfeeding her 3 month old baby walks down to the waters edge. She sees the boat and gives a smile and waves to the crew members
KERRY
I'll show you what I am talking about boys!
He pulls the cocking handle of the 50 Caliber machine gun and aims it at the Vietnamese woman. A smile crosses his face and he pulls the trigger. The tracer rounds rip into the un-armed woman on the bank and her and her baby disintegrate under the hail of machinegun fire.
KERRY
I bet that wasn't a baby at all. That was a bomb she was going to throw right at us!
Both sycophants stare in disbelief
KERRY
So I guess that is my 3rd Purple Heart! Right Boys? And I am putting you both in for Bronze Stars!
FADE TO BLACK
Maybe it’s a wash. But what got me thinking about it AGAIN was a visit to CNNs political page and in all the big print was the amount of money donated to the bush campaign from Wall Street as compared to the Kerry campaign. I don't have the numbers but it was something like a 3 to 1 ratio. The way it was presented made the reader feel that Bush was in the pocket of big business. I stared at the numbers for a while, and then followed the link to the "independent" organization listing these figures.
Their site was pretty interesting, in the sense that you could plug "any" special interest group category into it to see how they were donating. On a whim, well not really, I put in Law Firms.
Low and behold there were the numbers. WOW. The lawyers REALLY like the Kerry Campaign and as a matter of fact, like ALL Democrat campaigns because they give way more money than wall street and at a Dem to Rep ratio of like 4.5 -1. Now I thought that this was much more newsworthy than Wall Street contributions but apparently not to CNN. Maybe I am reading the numbers wrong who knows but Lawyer are the biggest campaign contributors to the Democratic party. We get oil they get law firms.
So I guess we won't be getting alternative fuels or Medical reform any time soon.
The worms.
I think that the left has opened a can of worms that might come back to haunt them (if it hasn’t already.
They were loving the whole 527 thing. MoveondotOrg AND the Mike Moore "documentary" anti-republican machine to boot!
Wow, Hollywood types with money, time and eager fans to peddle their influence to!
If the Republicans are anything its quick learners. You want 527 groups? You got em! Enter the Swifties!
The Democrats have already proven that these groups and what they say can be contrived and not match the facts. So I really can't believe they should get so upset about the Swifties.
I can’t wait for the next step. A conservative-republican filmmaker starts to make Documentaries! Kerry has already given us enough good material.
FADE IN
1968 CAMBODIA:
EXT RIVER SOUTH EAST ASIA DUSK
Thick heavy vegetation fills the banks. Water moving slowly while swift boat bristling with machine guns flows with current. The air is heavy with moisture and bugs. Three men are on the boat deck in typical navy attire, drenched in sweat. Their Captain, a tall menacing fellow (with great hair) strokes the metal casing of the 50 caliber machine gun while the other two sailors listen and grimace.
KERRY
I told you two high school dropouts already. The only good gook is a Fuckin' dead gook! You don’t have to go to college to learn that shit!
Kerry rolls joint and lights it, His face briefly lit against the falling night.
SWIFTIE SYCOPHANT #1
You mean we can just kill em' for no reason?
SWIFTIE SYCOPHANT #2
(cutting in)
You heard the man, he don't care how or why just drop em!
KERRY
That's right boys, no bodys watching out for us here, this is our God Damned river. If I says kill the fucking gooks, I want you to kill the fucking gooks.
At that moment, Kerry smacks a mousquito that has landed on his forarm leaving a bloody smear and bug parts
Now you see that boys? You know what that is?
SWIFTIE SYCOPHANT #1
A gook?
SWIFTIE SYCOPHANT #2
Heinz Ketchup?
KERRY
No you fucking idiots, it my purple heart #3! One more and I am out of this Shit whole.
SWIFTIE SYCOPHANT #1
I thought Purple Hearts had to be combat related?
At that moment, a Vietnamese woman who is breastfeeding her 3 month old baby walks down to the waters edge. She sees the boat and gives a smile and waves to the crew members
KERRY
I'll show you what I am talking about boys!
He pulls the cocking handle of the 50 Caliber machine gun and aims it at the Vietnamese woman. A smile crosses his face and he pulls the trigger. The tracer rounds rip into the un-armed woman on the bank and her and her baby disintegrate under the hail of machinegun fire.
KERRY
I bet that wasn't a baby at all. That was a bomb she was going to throw right at us!
Both sycophants stare in disbelief
KERRY
So I guess that is my 3rd Purple Heart! Right Boys? And I am putting you both in for Bronze Stars!
FADE TO BLACK
posted by Anonymous at 9/05/2004 07:28:00 PM
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