June 25, 2004

Lewinsky Speaks Out

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has been waiting all week for the "other shoe to drop." Now it appears as though it is dropping. According to the news wires, Monica Lewinsky is "was really upset" about what Clinton is saying about her in his book and all over TV.

Now your Maximum Leader hates to be the one to break this to you Monica, but you shouldn't be surprised. He didn't treat you particularly well (at least by your Maximum Leader's standards). You were essentially an object into which he could put is libidinous needs. Did you expect to be treated well? If you did, sadly you were about the only one.

Ah well. Live and learn, eh Monica?

Carry on.

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