Another sign of the decline of civilization...

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was perusing the news wires and found this: Mad monk's member features big in Russian erotica museum.

Now your Maximum Leader wasn't surprised when the sex museum opened in NYC. We are, after all, growing more accepting of sex despite our nation's sometimes puritanical instincts. But the Russians? Humm... Perhaps it is all those years of repression under the Soviets?

And what the the provenance on a Rasputin penis? On second thought, your Maximum Leader doesn't want to know.

Carry on.