The Glory That is Scotland

Of the Villainous Bloggers, only the Minister of Propaganda has been wildly successful with the fairer sex. Perhaps the explanation might have something to do with the fact that the Propaganda Minister is the only one of us who meets the government healthy weight guidelines. The rest of us are, to use a Wisconsin euphemism, "prosperous."

So perhaps the Minister of Propaganda's scrawny butt has had the advantage here in America. But how would he fare in Scotland?

I was amused last night to see a news story that the new healthy living campaign launched by the Scots has met great opposition. Beer guts are considered to be a sign of masculinity in Scottish culture, and men have resisted changing their diets for fear of losing weight and being considered effeminate. And evidently Scottish chicks like a man with a little meat on his bones. Mike, Greg, Kevin, Mark and Dave - Scottish Hunks o' Burnin' Love.