December 09, 2003

Drinking Rules

As I sit here at lunch reading the Maximum Leader's link to the "Rules of Drinking," a couple of rules are jumping out at me:

25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.

Uh-oh. I seem to be in violation. Unless there is an exemption for exclamatory "woo-hoos" that are issued while spinning in a circle.

60. If you are broke and a friend is “making sport of you”, you may steal any drink he leaves unattended.

The Maximum Leader and the Foreign Minister will never finish a drink again.

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