January 18, 2005

Golden Delicious Parachute

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader reads that the CEO of one of his favourite companies, Krispy Kreme, has been sacked.

Now, Scott Livengood has not been a particularly good sheppard for this company over the past few quarters. But, your Maximum Leader firmly believes that KK will make it out of these troubles okay. But your Maximum Leader must ask this question...

Do you think that there is probably some neat clause of Livengood's contract that would allow him to get those golden delicious doughnuts at a discount (or free) for life? Your Maximum Leader would have negotiated for that being put in there were he Krispy Kreme's CEO...

Have you ever had a Krispy Kreme doughnut? Your Maximum Leader's mouth is watering and his arteries hardening just at the thought.


Carry on.


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