tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55621942012-02-03T12:00:51.644ZA blogger-based back-up site for my regular blog on nakedvillainy.com.The Maximum Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16049183891152402775noreply@blogger.comBlogger20791100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5562194.post-12843261611992032952009-04-02T17:04:00.000Z2009-04-02T17:04:25.666Z

The Other McCain: Bikini News Roundup

The Maximum Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16049183891152402775noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5562194.post-89696153854686236122008-07-25T18:00:00.000Z2008-07-25T18:15:37.619Z

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is sitting in a doctors office and pounding away on a tiny qwerty keyboard with his thumbs. This counts as the first post he's ever done from a pda. He would have updated the regular blog if he had been able to remember the login url.This blogging from a pda is something of a pain in the arse.Carry on.

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Greetings, loyal readers of the Big Hominid's blog. My own blog is suffering from a faulty module right now, so this space is serving as my only forum for blogging right now. (Well there is my backup blogger site - Got Villainy?. But I'm too lazy to go over there when I am already here....Ladies and gentlemen, film lovers and geeks... I present you with the best movie review I've read in

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader shuddered when he read this off the news wire: MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday. Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader and Mrs P's biorythms must be in sync. (Excursus: Does anyone ever talk about biorythms any more? Do you remember those cheesey machines in malls in the late 70's where you put your birthday in to the machine with a quarter and got out that card telling you how your day was going to go? Hummm...) Your Maixmum Leader had a pork post, and Mrs. P

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Well I can't tell you where I'm going, I'm not sure of where I've been But I know I must keep travelin' till my road comes to an end I'm out here on my journey, trying to make the most of it I'm a puzzle, I must figure out where all my pieces fit Like a poor wayfaring stranger that they speak about in song I'm just a weary pilgrim trying to find what feels like home Where that is no one can tell

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Greetings, loyal minions... Is this thing on? Your Maximum Leader thinks so... But it is hard to tell. He had to upgrade a bunch of stuff through Blogspot/Google to get here.Carry on.

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is having difficulty getting into his regular digs over at Naked Villainy. So he wondered if this blog still worked.Apparently it do.Carry on.

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There is only one word to describe how I'm feeling right now...Horny.Yup. That is the one word.

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This is a reprint post from waaaay back...Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader, earlier this week, posted a linked line that read: "The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in." That line elicited response from two minions. The first response was from the sexy and spirited Sadie. She mentioned that she didn't click through on the link because she thought it to be some wierd news

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Testing.

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has stared into the crystal ball. He's seen the future. And he fears the future very much. Mr. DeMille... I'm ready for my closeup... Carry on.

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader commends for your viewing and reading pleasure: The Harfleur Soliliquy from Henry V as interpreted by the alien from "Cosmic Import." As you may know, Cosmic Import is a recurring comic done by our very own Poet Laureate. Critical assessment: The Alien is no Kenneth Branagh or Larry Olivier. But he is more animated than Biff Baker who once

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is not at all surprised by the recent bombings in Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt. Indeed, the Red Sea resort seems like a great target for terrorists. It has a reputation for being "secure." Diplomats love it. And it is in a muslim country. Why do these factors make Sharm el-Sheikh a great target. Because it feeds the fear that the terrorists need to

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader read over the wire that a new report seems to link King George III's madness to Arsenic.This is something like a whole cottage industry among historians. What caused George III to go mad? (First porphyria, now arsenic.) Did the British poison Napoleon? Was Anna Anderson actually Annastasia Romanov? All those questions that made Leonard Nimoy

The Maximum Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16049183891152402775noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5562194.post-1122040613506309902005-07-22T13:55:00.000Z2005-07-22T13:56:53.526Z

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has a very busy day ahead of him. He must attend to a number of different situations and will likely not be able to blog at all.Consider yourselves warned.Also... Expect changes. Great and glorious changes.Expect them soon.Carry on.

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader reads that Stiggy has recently lost a dear friend and mentor. He has my deepest condolences.Carry on.

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader, for reasons now passing understanding, was much delayed in publishing this piece for the Men's Club/Divas Thursday. Indeed this topic, "Embarassing Dates" is a toughy for your Maximum Leader. He doesn't recall that many embarassing dates. Perhaps he's blocked them out. Perhaps he didn't date enough to be embarassed. Perhaps all his first dates

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is pleased to read that the much hyped Acropolis facelift is nearly finished. Remember all that money raised by the Olympics was going to go to restoring and preserving the Acropolis. It should be stunning.Your Maximum Leader will have to add Athens to the list of placed to visit as soon as possible......In case some terrorist bastards decide they

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that there are Explosions reported on London tube, bus -police. More as this develops. Carry on.

The Maximum Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16049183891152402775noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5562194.post-1121876917289632962005-07-20T16:28:00.000Z2005-07-20T16:28:37.386Z

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader reads with some sadness that James Doohan, of Star Trek fame, has died of pneumonia complicated by Alzheimers. He was 85. Chief Engineer Montgomery Scot of the Starship Enterprise is an enduring character of TV and film. And James Doohan will be immortal for that role. Your Maximum Leader learned a few years back that Doohan had stormed the

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader read the most recent post from the great and mighty Velociman concerning electric can openers.Like the Velociman, your Maximum Leader can't stand electric can openers. Now, your Maximum Leader will admit to having spent some ungodly amount approaching $18 for some piece-of-crap ergonomic über-can-opener once. He forgets who made it. But he loved it

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is sending himself a memo. Never get sarcastic with the Crack Young Staff of The Hatemonger's Quarterly. One wonders if Dr. Cloud has had enough, or if she will come back for more. Carry on.

The Maximum Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16049183891152402775noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5562194.post-1121803656165007312005-07-19T20:07:00.000Z2005-07-19T20:07:36.176Z

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader just had a good chuckle. It was a chuckle in part because what he read was funny. In part his chuckle was a nervous one based in fear. The cause was Jeff's recent post: In which I discuss hermeneutics with a leftover steamed dumpling from last night's dim sum meal, 4 Your Maximum Leader will let you figure it out. Carry on.

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader learns from the always informative Mr. Joyner that according to a new NPR poll Public Likes Democrats Less than Republicans. Wow. And considering all those other polls your Maximum Leader reads (but to which he doesn't link) Republicans are only slightly edging out Used Car Salesmen, Pedophile Priests, and Carnies in the popularity department. One

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that the President is going to name his nominee to replace Sandra Day O'Connor in a Prime Time press conference tonight. This strikes your Maximum Leader as a bad thing. He can't put his finger on why. But he thinks it is. On the one hand, it is doubtful that reporters would know enough about every possible nominee to have good questions

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is always amazed to read what things people find in dusty attics. But discoveries by individuals of interesting artifacts in private homes doesn't really amaze him. Afterall, he's sure that we all have stuff we never knew about tucked away in boxes here and there. And those boxes can go decades or generations without being opened. But what really

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that there is a mini-kerfluffle concering members of the Northwestern University Ladies LaCrosse Team wearing flip-flops to their White House meeting with President Bush. First off, your Maximum Leader is glad that college-chicka footwear is a big enough story to deflect some attention away from Karl Rove. But frankly, to maximize the cover

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees on the wire that General William C. Westmoreland has died. General Westmoreland was for a time commander of US forces in Vietnam. Your Maximum Leader is conflicted, as are so many Americans, about Westmoreland. Personally, your Maximum Leader feels that Westmoreland did the best he could with the resources at his disposal and under the

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader continues to be amazed at how hard the whole Rove story is being played by both sides. The Dems will not rest until Rove is hanged. And now the President has officially lowered the ethics bar to the "you had to do something illegal" level to be fired.Of course, this issue would be a non-issue (almost) if Rove were to step aside on his own. Perhaps

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has, from time to time, been known to play computer games to let his escape from the daily strains of being Maximum Leaderly. He recently bought "Rome: Total War." Well, he bought it about a week ago, but just loaded it Saturday night and started playing.Now your Maximum Leader is a great fan of all the Total War games. He bought Shogun: Total War

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was over reading JohnL's fine blog when he saw this web-thingie to get your own battle cry. So, in a never ending quest to surpass the Big Hominid's post total here is another stupid post...According to this machine your Maximum Leader's battle cry is either:What Is Your Battle Cry?Stalking across the plains, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh The

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader wants to relate to you a little incident of which he heard outside a movie theatre.(Imagine Aussie accents if you will...)Patron 1: G'day there mate. That was a pretty good film, eh?Patron 2: Wha? Pretty good? Crikey! That was the best bleedin' film you're gonna see this side of Sydney.Patron 1: I dunno mate. It was pretty good and all. But

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that there can be serious cardio-vascular reprecussions for watching porn in India.Stop snickering! Not that type of cardio-vascular reprecussions.It seems police made nearly 200 men who were watching a porn movie were forced to do sit-ups in public to shame them. They were also made to promise that they would never watch porn again.First off.

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader loves "throw away lines." You know the ones. The casually stated quip that is really funny and clever.One of your Maximum Leader's favourite throw away lines was delivered by Harvey Korman in History of the World Part 1. Korman was playing the Count De Monet in the Louis XVI part. After his catty (and heretofore unnamed) sidekick said something

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that the Big Hominid is forecasting the rising of the crueler than Kali mistress that is this blog. Well, fear not... That black day is not yet upon you. Yes, for now the Big Hominid (and presumably the rest of you) may rest easier knowing that the day when Naked Villainy surpasses and far exceeds Hairy Chasms in the total number of posts

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has, from time to time, in this space lusted after Giada DeLaurentiis. Although it looks as though Giada needs to eat a little more she is still pretty hot. This subject even became a discussion point for Brian as well. Indeed, Brian went so far as to say he would like to be the deli meat in a Gaida DeLaurentiis/Rachael Ray sandwich. Frankly,

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that there is a review of the new film The Aristocrats on the Reuters news wire.Thanks to a loyal minion, your Maximum Leader now knows the joke. And it turns out, he remembers seeing a comedian (forget the name) say the joke as he was bombing at a comedy club in Dee Cee circa 1989. Perhaps the reason he couldn't remember the joke was that a)

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader must say that that fuali.com site is quite addictive.That Diva's Fight Club is fun. Your Maximum Leader would have to say that Lil Kim is probably the toughest of the bunch. But he'd pay money to see Lil Kim and J-Lo smackdown. Me-ow!BTW... Your Maximum Leader has also just seen for the first time the Jessica Simpson video for her remake of "

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader, in a desperate attempt to distract himself from other matters, has decided to go ahead and take a whole bunch of quizzes from over at fuali.com. Some suggested by Brian and others by the Llamas.So. Your Maximum Leader will see your two, and raise you two.I am 17% Hippie.What? Am I a Republican? Why did I even bother taken this test?! I guess I’ll

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was speaking to his sainted mother last night. But before jumping in a little background may be in order. Your Maximum Leader's sainted mother lives on the same street she grew up on. For many years the house up the street was owned by a brilliant man who's wife loved gardening. She passed on in 1985 and he recently remarried and moved to a huge

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader saw a neat Sorting Hat quiz over on Galley Slaves and decided to see which of the Hogwarts Houses he'd be sorted into.Much to his surprise... Well... Sort of to his surprise he got: I'm a Ravenclaw!He wasn't expecting Ravenclaw... But that's not too bad.Carry on.

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader must make a confession. He didn't watch any of the Live 8 show(s). Well, that is not entirely true. He watched about 2 minutes of Annie Lennox performing "Why." Your Maximum Leader has a soft spot in his heart for Ms. Lennox's singing. He caught her singing while surfing; and watched until a commercial break. So, for the sake of full disclosure

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was made happy this morning. It has turned into a positively shitty week for him, so it was with great anticipation and relish that he went on the internet to surf some of his favorite blogs.And while surfing he discovered that he made Skippy feel pretty. You know, your Maximum Leader is all about making minions feel pretty. Provided they swear

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that Brian, at Memento Moron, has picked up the banner that your Maximum Leader so carelessly left on the field and has charged the enemy position.Read his post about the "Tippler" v. Santorum kerfluffle. It is: I've Heard of Slow Burns, But This is RidiculousYour Maximum Leader agrees with the overarching point of people living in a permissive

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader doesn't know how he missed this story. As you know, your Maximum Leader is a huge Elvis fan. So imagine his surprise and sadness when he read that Woman Who Made Elvis' Favorite Dishes Dies. Your Maximum Leader met Pauline Nicholson once in 1998. She was signing a book at Graceland. Your Maximum Leader happened to have business in Memphis and

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader read about Deutche Bank agreeing to help finance the new stadium for the Washington Nationals baseball club. When he read that he knew there had to be a joke in that story. Well, it seems Victor at Galley Slaves beat your Maximum Leader to the punch. Calling Albert Speer. Herr Speer, your services are needed for a new stadium design... Carry on.

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader just re-read and is thinking about two good posts from the Demosophist. He posted them on Dr. Rusty's site. The first on is about Sources of Homicidal Angst: The "Sodatic Zone". This is an interesting thesis that the repression of women coupled with the unnatural regard for women being "special" (aka: mothers). The point is interesting and

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader, knowing that the Smallholder is without reliable internet access, decided to take the White Trash Test on his behalf.I am 76% White Trash.Born in a trailer, live in a trailer, die in a trailer. I am the epitome of white trashiness. Unfortunately, I have no clue what epitome means.Take theWhite Trash Test@ FualiDotComResults unsurprising.Carry on.

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was over on the LlamaButchers site where he saw that Cooter advises true fans to not go and see the upcoming Dukes of Hazzard movie. There was also a quiz. So your Maximum Leader took it. I am 17% White Trash.I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader realizes that while he might be snarky, whimsical, and vapid in his social commentary fro time to time, there are serious problems in the world that need our attention and energy. Kathy has done well to focus our attention on the problem with diabetes in our nation by discussing her nephew's condition. Go and read her post and do what you can: The

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is both posting and collaborating on this week's Men's Club/Divas subject. You see originally the Air Marshal was going to do the whole post; but due to a communication breakdown on the part of your Maximum Leader his friend didn't get the topic listing until he had left town on a business trip. The Air Marshal, being a good and thoughtful friend,

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees on the politics news wire that Sen Edward Kennedy (D-Mass) is demanding that Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Penn) apologize for an opinion piece the latter wrote for Catholic Online.Of course, the column was written in July 2002.And Teddy is just getting around to condeming Santorum and demanding an apology. Humm... Your Maximum Leader wouldn't be

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was intrigued by the headline: AMC theater chain doesn't get dirty joke. So he read the article. It seems the AMC theatre chain will not show a movie called "The Aristocrats." The movie features many well-known comedians retelling and dissecting "the worlds dirtiest joke." It is supposedly vulgar, obscene, and unrated. So, you are asking

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader's earlier story about a prematurely sold Harry Potter book, while perhaps amusing to you all, was not enterly accurate. It seems as though the original story to which your Maximum Leader linked was miraculously updated by the AP. According to the updated story on the AP, the book was sold to one Mandy Muldoon who was shopping for her 9 year old

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was a great hockey fan from 1976 until 2004. He loved hockey. He went to games. Watched on TV. He was just the person the NHL relied upon to keep themselves going. Then came the lockout. The cancelled season. The time. Now it seems that the League and the Players have an agreement in principle. And your Maximum Leader doesn't care. He

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that another copy of Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince has been sold. This time in New York state. It was sold to a nine year old girl.In other news, Scholastic (Rowling's Publisher) has received a Writ of Stoopidous Rulingus (co-signed by Justices Stevens, Breyer, and Ginsburg) ordering the girl to do the following: 1) not read the book, 2

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader, for the very first time ever, is now regretting that he hasn't moved faster on that blog redesign. (BTW, it is underway now... And moving...) He would love to see the nasty-gram comments his recent Rove post would be getting...It seems that to be a right-leaning (okay, who is your Maximum Leader kidding - right-wing) blogger and be calling for

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader reads that Brad Pitt checked himself into a hospital in LA. His "people" say that he is suffering from "flu-like" symptoms. First off allow your Maximum Leader to say that when suffering from flu-like symptoms he (your Maximum Leader that is) likes to lay around in bed and watch TV and drink juice and sleep. Why this solution isn't good enough for

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has become addicted to his new cell phone. No, your Maximum Leader is not one of those annoying people always talk, talk, talking away in public places on his phone. But he has found over the past two days that he has had to loiter in some very long queues at various places. Today it was in a Chipotle restaurant. He was waiting in the long queue

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader watched Scott McClellan squirm under reporters questions yesterday as more information becomes public about Karl Rove's involvment in the leaking of Valerie Plame's name to reporters. The latest installment of reporting from the Washington Post on this matter is here.There are a few points which your Maximum Leader would like to make on topic. As

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader saw this: Strong Odors Expose N.Va. House's Secret on the Washington Post today. He knows the street. It is in the area where he grew up. If there was a better photo, he might even know the house... Why is it always cats? 273 cats in one house. Damn! Your Maximum Leader doesn't think he could bear one... The house is now condemned. One

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is gravely disappointed in his minions. So much so that dwarves will feel his righteous anger tonight. Your Maximum Leader will heap scorn, abuse, and pain on many in a futile attempt to get him to forget the indiginity done to his person.July 9th was the second anniversary of this blog. Since it was a weekend he decided that he wouldn't think

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that the lovely Annika has closed the voting and declared that her readers have voted that Beatrix Kiddo would whup Lara Croft's arse. (As if we needed a vote to tell us that...)The money line from Annika's article: "..., the only thing Lara Croft could make explode was a pair of nipples through a quarter inch of neoprene." And just what, your

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was perusing the AP news wire when he saw something that looked interesting. It was Scientists Detail Study of Kennewick Man. Your Maximum Leader is always interested in news from the world of archeology and anthropology, so he clicked through. What a useless blurb. Other than saying that Kennewick Man had a narrower face and smaller cheeks than

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is tired. Very tired. He suspects that the Smallholder, Foreign Minister, and Minister of Propaganda are just as tired. Jackfest, the celebration of the Wee Smallholder's Christening, was a rousing success.Allow if you will, your Maximum Leader to recount some highlights.1) Cases of Newcastle Brown Ale were consumed.2) A pig was roasted, pulled,

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Just a quick note of congratulations to Mark the Smallholder on the occasion of his son's christening. Peace and blessings._

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader will keep the people of Britain in his thoughts.Carry on.

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has seen many bloggers have put up Union Jacks to show their support for the British people as they recover from the terrorist attacks of yesterday. The Brits are the greatest friends any nation could hope to have.Your Maximum Leader thought he would put up a Union Jack too. But he remembered a WW1 poster he has in some dusty tome on the shelf in

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that the AP is reporting that at least 450 Sheep Jump to Their Deaths in Turkey.Humm... This must be a sign. Sign of what you may ask? A sign of demons in Turkey. It seems painfully obvious to your Maximum Leader that this is a sign that the sheep were possessed by demons.Just like the pigs in the Gospel of Mark.Perhaps they need to get some

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader wants to thank the loyal, but confused, minion who found their way to this site by doing a Google search on "personality disorder maya angelou." You had to sift through 4 and a half pages of other Google matches before you found your Maximum Leader. But he is sure that you are feeling a lot better about yourself (and a lot less better about Maya

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is a day late in posting the latest installment of the on-going "Men's Club" feature. Today's topic (actually yesterday's topic) is Jealousy.Excursus: He put the title of the post in French because he loves the way the French word "Jalousie" looks. It looks like a harmless fun word... Humm... What does that tell us about the French? Perhaps

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is not a big Howard Stern fan. Indeed, he never listens to him at all. But he did get a cuckle out of this story: David Lee Roth to replace Howard Stern. Humm... Your Maximum Leader gives it 3 months... Carry on.

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader, for years, thought that zits were something of a hereditary/hormonal thing. Well, now he learns that for all these years he has been terribly off the mark.Damn you Dutch East India Company! Damn you to hell!Carry on.

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is praying for the people of London today. By now you have likely heard the still unfolding news. Four Blasts Hit London. Prime Minister Blair is leaving Gleneagles to return to the capital to assess the situation and coordinate Government activity.In addition to my general prayers for Londoners, I specifically hope that the London area bloggers I

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader reads that rap star Lil' Kim, recently convicted for perjury, is going to be goin' to the Big House for a year and a day. She will also be paying a $50,000 fine.Prosecutors wanted a 3 year sentance. The maximum sentance would have been 20 years.Lil' Kim admits that she now knows what she did was wrong. And she is so wery wery so-wee for being a

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that the good Dr. Rusty has been keeping up with a breaking news story. The story is that 5 Americans are being held by US forces in Iraq for fighting with the terrorists. Dr. Rusty is doing a much better job of keeping things updated than would your Maximum Leader. So go and read the latest. Carry on.

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader should spend more time reading French tabloids. It would have the dual salutary affect of improving his meagre French skills as well as keep him up to speed on which unmarried Royals are going around fathering bastard sons by Air France flight attendants. Albert, your Maximum Leader hardly knew ye! Your Maximum Leader expected that you got around,

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader thought he would shock you with that title line. A line in your Maximum Leader's last post caused his good friend the Big Hominid to write him a longish e-mail missive about the French. And while the details of that message are not important, it did cause your Maximum Leader to think more about what he does love about France and the French.There is

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is returned from a long weekend with no internet connectivity. Well... In all honesty, he was back yesterday. But he didn't post out of a combination of having lots of stuff to do and laziness.But he is back with a vengance today.The big news of the morning appears to be that London has been awarded the 2012 Olympic Games. Cheers to the people of

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was perusing the blogroll and noticed the following post from Professor Chaos: Conditioned Response. In it the good Prof muses what beer should one pour on the ground to symbolize your solidarity with your dead homies. Well Peeps. Your Maximum Leader (aka: Fine Ass M Ice) thinks the answer if the dead homies were beer drinkers would have to be

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is surprised. He reads that O'Connor to Retire From Supreme Court. Your Maximum Leader (and everyone else) figured it would be Rehnquist. Well... Batten down the hatches of partisanship. And let the battle begin! Carry on.

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader found himself watching a little morning news today while getting up at the Villainschloss. Particularly, your Maximum Leader was struck by a report that Alabama Senator Richard Shelby was writing Secretary of State Rice asking Secretary Rice to encourage the Government of Aruba to basically turn over the Natalee Holloway investigation over to the

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader doesn't know if you all saw that footage of Turkish police killing the failed suicide bomber. (Failed in the sense that he failed to detonate his bomb - but was successful in the getting himself killed department. So that means that he was probably batting .500 in that respect.) The footage was rather graphic. But a follow-on news article from

The Maximum Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16049183891152402775noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5562194.post-1120155840886357182005-06-30T18:22:00.000Z2005-06-30T18:24:56.933Z

Would you rather be a part of the Mike World Order or the MoP World Order?For your consideration, I submit the results of my latest quiz: What Famous Leader Are You?personality tests by similarminds.comBelieve.

The Minister of Propagandanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5562194.post-1120114166458636042005-06-30T06:47:00.000Z2005-06-30T06:49:26.463Z

DisorderRatingParanoid:LowSchizoid:LowSchizotypal:LowAntisocial:LowBorderline:LowHistrionic:ModerateNarcissistic:ModerateAvoidant:LowDependent:LowObsessive-Compulsive:Moderate-- Personality Disorder Test ---- Personality Disorder Information --I laughed at the Maximum Leader's results for this quiz until I took it myself. Now ML is frightening me . . . Believe.

The Minister of Propagandanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5562194.post-1120113723202107402005-06-30T06:41:00.000Z2005-06-30T06:42:03.216Z

I hope I didn't screw anything up.Believe.

The Minister of Propagandanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5562194.post-1120050727453646092005-06-29T13:10:00.000Z2005-06-29T13:12:07.453Z

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that the lovely Annika has a neat poll question up on her blog. (It is there on the left side nav bar. In black with purple-ish lettering.) The question is: If Lara Croft and Beatrix Kiddo were given orders to kill each other who would win?Well... Beatrix Kiddo of course.Alas, some of the voters don't seem to agree. So go and vote for Kiddo!

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader went and took that MIT weblog survey you may have seen links to around. Want proof?If you are a blogger and haven't taken the survey, you might want to.Carry on.

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader reads that Shelby Foote has died.Your Maximum Leader, a student of history, has never been a particular fan of the US Civil War. But he has always been a fan of Shelby Foote. Your Maximum Leader picked up (years ago) in a second-hand bookstore a copy of "The Stars in their Courses." That small book is the republished chapters on Gettysburg from

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader presents his latest batch of silly quiz results (this quiz found at Club Mercutio):DisorderRatingParanoid:HighSchizoid:HighSchizotypal:ModerateAntisocial:LowBorderline:LowHistrionic:ModerateNarcissistic:Very HighAvoidant:LowDependent:LowObsessive-Compulsive:High-- Personality Disorder Test ---- Personality Disorder Information --Apparently your

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is very anxious to hear what the impact of today's testimony by various bloggers before the FEC will be. Today some bloggers will be up fighting against proposed FEC regulations concerning blogs. If you haven't been keeping up with this story, your Maximum Leader will recommend this page which is a subdomain of Red State.org.Frankly your Maximum

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This week, the Men's Club and the Demystifying Divas are posting on the subject of movies, specifically the negotiations involved in choosing whether to see a chick flick or a guy film when on a date. As some minions may know, I live in Los Angeles and I work in the Industry, so movies are a big part of my life. I love going to the theater, sitting down with some choice refreshments (small

The Minister of Propagandanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5562194.post-1119962229529889732005-06-28T12:26:00.000Z2005-06-28T14:54:26.146Z

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sometimes happens to be watching a TV program and the host, guest, talking-head says something so absolutely moronic or otherwise offensive that it becomes impossible for your Maximum Leader to watch that person ever again.On Septemeber 11, 2001, your Maximum Leader watched Peter Jennings for the last time. After the World Trade Center had collasped

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Greetings, loyal minons. Your Maximum Leader saw a catchy headline on the news wire. And afterall isn't that what a headline is supposed to be? Catchy. Something that will grab your attention and make you read.... But your Maximum Leader digresses. The headline was: Animal Groups Praise Sen. Rick Santorum. Of course, the first Animal Rights group your Maximum Leader thought of was PETA.

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader doesn't know what he can say about the link below:Down for Repairs : Undeliverable Mail.So for the sake of our own Minister of Propaganda, to whom the post is dedicated (along with Phin); it is posted without comment.Carry on.

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader, thanks to his dear college roommate, is always on the prowl for neat shark stories. Alas, the past weekend has been filled with sad shark stories. In case you missed it, on Saturday a 14 year old girl was killed when a shark repeatedly attacked her off the coast of Destin, Florida. Now it seems a young boy has been attacked off the Florida

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has been waiting for a while for the long promised Velociman interview over on Sadie's site. Now it is a reality. Go. Read. Now. Your Maximum Leader especially likes the part about what's wrong with kids nowadays. Carry on.

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader had the great pleasure of spending last evening in the company of the Smallholder and Bill of Bill's Comments. Bill was travelling to the greater Dee Cee area this week and we conspired to meet. Your Maximum Leader was recovered enough from his bout of flu to go out, and the Smallholder was pulled away from the daily chores that are a farmer's

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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was "tagged" a few days ago by Buckethead of the Ministry of Minor Perfidy with that rather infectous book meme. Between your Maximum Leader being sick and just having a shitty 2 weeks, he is just now getting around to responding.NB to Smallholder: Bill tagged you with this you know. That all said... Here goes your Maximum Leader's response...1.

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